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HYPER REAL ASSETS

Real World Assets? Cute. These are Hyper Real Assets. Thicc bags, cheeks on-chain, no cap, all cake. $ASSETS on HyperEVM.

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HYPEREVM
CHAIN 999
TICKER
$ASSETS
STATUS
REAL THICC
Hyper Real Assets mascot: mint-haired anime girl in mint jacket seen from behind
hyper real,
real thicc!

Contract address, fresh off the press

$ASSETS CA · HyperEVM 0xba183698294a30804df16f2aad3106bb3facfa28

Only trust the CA posted here and on @Catus. DMs offering "presale" = scam. Real assets don't slide into DMs.

Panel 03 · Official appraisal

Asset Appraisal

The asset under appraisal

Realness meter

HYPER REAL
  1. Paper assets: flat. tokenized PDFs. zero jiggle. next.
  2. Real assets: okay, some cake detected. the appraiser is sweating.
  3. HYPER REAL: bags so thicc the meter broke. bag secured, we're so back.

Tokenomics, measured in cake

Numbers drop at launch. We don't invent stats, we just appraise cheeks.

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ChainHyperEVM
Ticker$ASSETS
VibeHyper Real Assets

How to buy $ASSETS on HyperEVM

Four panels from paper hands to hyper real bags.

  1. 1

    Get an EVM wallet

    Install Rabby or MetaMask and add HyperEVM: chain ID 999, RPC https://rpc.hyperliquid.xyz/evm, gas token HYPE.

  2. 2

    Get HYPE on HyperEVM

    Buy HYPE on Hyperliquid and transfer it from HyperCore spot to HyperEVM, or bridge in from another chain.

  3. 3

    Open HyperSwap

    Hit Buy Now to open HyperSwap and paste the official $ASSETS CA from this page.

  4. 4

    Swap HYPE for $ASSETS

    Set your amount, confirm, and congrats: bag secured. Cheeks officially on-chain.

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Watch the cake rise

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